If there was ever a day to have a pair of scissors near male genitalia today would be the day. Today, which so happens to be the beginning of the NCAA tournament, surgeons see the most amount of males than any other day for this particular procedure. Why, do you ask? You get two days off from work; meaning, Thursday and Friday, men are a go for sitting around and watching basketball all day. Getting your junk snipped would be a terrifying experience, but if I knew I was going to get off school or work the next two days to watch basketball, that would be an easy decision. Happy Vasectomy Day everybody!